After our brief sojourn in the Outer Rings of Saturn recharging our Hyperdimensional Improvisational Omni Spatial Drive we took a quick flyby of the Sun to take in the sites as it spun slowly toward it’s eventual destiny as a Super Nova. Despite the addition of vast amounts of external shielding to enhance our safety

When the experiment in matter transmission went horribly awry and reconstituted Bob’s atomic structure as a massively upscaled shell of his former self he became a major tourist attraction with his ability to stride across mountain ranges while carrying a bevy of gaggling refugees from cruise ships for day trips to sight see and snap

Gorging on handfuls of dried Peyote cacti and then violently vomiting her guts out for six hours she finally achieved transcendence and found herself afloat on her own private moon, able to control it’s movements with subtle application of thought to various areas of it’s surface while simultaneously utilizing her newly found third eye laser

Wilst skirting the moons of Jupiter in a swing around to sling to Saturn for a long delayed visit to with the elemental force of Sun Ra we just couldn’t pass up the opportunity to stop for a quick surf of the atmospheric chemical wavepool of the great Eye. Go Back

Due to the massive failure of the trump administration, America turned to automation to replace the President with something more dependable. Seen here, one of the top scientists preparing to install extra large hands for the new Chief Executive. Go Back

See that dot to the upper left? Once that was a thriving planet with a society of beings that didn’t seem to understand the Prime Universal Law – Don’t shit in your own backyard. Go Back

Once all immigrants, both legal and illegal were deported by the ever whiter trumpkins, the only source of labor was automatons and privatized prisons. Here you see a specially trained teacherbot giving a lesson in mass consumption. Go Back