Shortly after Christmas the rabbit escaped into the woods behind the house. Months later we awoke one evening to a horrendous cacophony of crashing branches. Then the thunderous roar of trees uprooted whole and spewed through the air to crash all about. The entire house shook and shuddered. Drywall and stud groaned as the forest
Upon opening the immense intricately carved wooden doors we entered a room in which the opposite wall was so afar it dissolved in bright light. To my right the entire length of the perpendicular structure was encompassed by row after row of peaked glass windows adorned with patterns so divine the eye could barely grasp.
For the Holidays I was gifted a magnificent state of the art VR headset of the kind usually reserved only for top researchers and developers deep in the military industrial complex. Given access to such a treasure I assumed would be akin to receiving access to a magical gateway to swim through space and time
After our brief sojourn in the Outer Rings of Saturn recharging our Hyperdimensional Improvisational Omni Spatial Drive we took a quick flyby of the Sun to take in the sites as it spun slowly toward it’s eventual destiny as a Super Nova. Despite the addition of vast amounts of external shielding to enhance our safety
After the experiment in matter transmission went horribly awry and reconstituted Bob’s atomic structure as a massively upscaled shell of his former self he became a major tourist attraction with his ability to stride across mountain ranges while carrying a bevy of gaggling refugees from cruise ships for day trips to sight see and snap