Upon opening the immense intricately carved wooden doors we entered a room in which the opposite wall was so afar it dissolved in bright light. To my right the entire length of the perpendicular structure was encompassed by row after row of peaked glass windows adorned with patterns so divine the eye could barely grasp.
For the Holidays I was gifted a magnificent state of the art VR headset of the kind usually reserved only for top researchers and developers deep in the military industrial complex. Given access to such a treasure I assumed would be akin to receiving access to a magical gateway to swim through space and time
After our brief sojourn in the Outer Rings of Saturn recharging our Hyperdimensional Improvisational Omni Spatial Drive we took a quick flyby of the Sun to take in the sites as it spun slowly toward it’s eventual destiny as a Super Nova. Despite the addition of vast amounts of external shielding to enhance our safety
When the experiment in matter transmission went horribly awry and reconstituted Bob’s atomic structure as a massively upscaled shell of his former self he became a major tourist attraction with his ability to stride across mountain ranges while carrying a bevy of gaggling refugees from cruise ships for day trips to sight see and snap
Gorging on handfuls of dried Peyote cacti and then violently vomiting her guts out for six hours she finally achieved transcendence and found herself afloat on her own private moon, able to control it’s movements with subtle application of thought to various areas of it’s surface while simultaneously utilizing her newly found third eye laser